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Purple Bird Nose Dive

Posted by on Tuesday, 2 January, 2018
 http://littleparadisehotel.com/http://littleparadisehotel.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php to Auger In  -  verb; to crash (e.g., an aircraft) into the ground. Named for the large crater an aircraft makes in the ground when it crashes at high speed. 
Examples: "The Baltimore Ravens augered in two years in a row, first due to the Steelers 'Immaculate Extension', and then, inexplicably, at the hands of a desperate Red Rocket."

How far did the Ravens fall in the blink of an eye? According to ESPN, they entered the day with a 97% chance of making the playoffs. In the space of a few seconds, they plunged over the cliff like Thelma and Louise:

That’s two years in a row where the Ravens controlled their destiny to have it snatched away at the final seconds by a defensive collapse, with multiple defenders flailing on the ground. What do you say, John?

        John Harbaugh Sheds Purple Tears

Steel City Blitz Podcast – Episode 52 (12/20)

Posted by on Wednesday, 13 December, 2017

If you ever wondered how weird I actually sound, give this a listen.

I’ve updated it to open in a new tab. You can always go to the go site SCB podcast page and click on the Episodes tab to listen to any of the past podcasts.

http://fnlfloorworks.com/samples-of-work/living-spaces/ Episode 52 – Week 16, 2017. At Texans Lots of swearing on this one. Sorry, NSFW.

Episode 51 – Week 15, 2017. Patriots Week

Episode 50 – Week 14, 2017. Ravens Week

Episode 49 – Week 13, 2017. At Bengals 

 

RAVENS SUCK

Posted by on Wednesday, 2 November, 2016

SELF EXPLANATORY

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GPODAWUND

Posted by on Tuesday, 1 November, 2016

Because Cleveland.

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Raw Data – Steelers on the Road, vs teams that finished .500 or worse, 2007 thru 2016

Posted by on Tuesday, 25 October, 2016

In order to get a result, for how the team has done in the Tomlin Era, on the road, vs teams that were .500 or worse the week that Pittsburgh played them, I would have to go game by game for 9 seasons plus.
However, when reviewing road games versus teams that finished that season with a record of .500 or worse, a pattern does emerge.
From 2007 through 2011, Tomlin’s teams were 18-7 in these circumstances.
From 2012 through a partial 2016, Tomlin’s teams are 9-11 in the same.
In 2012, they were 0-4. 2013: 2-3. 2014: 4-2. 2015: 3-1. 2016: 0-1

Entire Data Table below the break

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They’re Baaaaaaaack!

Posted by on Friday, 7 October, 2016

*Hi Ricky! Alas, this is the last flight of the Bumblebees. *sniff* (my eyes are sweating)

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Politics and other crap, part 2

Posted by on Monday, 1 August, 2016

It’s getting a little hard to load the comments from the original post, so I’m starting a new one.

In Ozzie They Trust

Posted by on Friday, 15 July, 2016

2016 Baltimore Ravens Skill Positions

… and along those same lines …

Posted by on Monday, 25 January, 2016

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Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness.. yummy… yummy…

Jeremy Hill reacts to the consequences of his fumble.

Posted by on Thursday, 14 January, 2016

I know this is last week’s game which is irrelevant, but it’s still pretty funny to watch.

Isn’t this exactly the same way that The Bus reacted after his epic fumble in Indianapolis in 2005?

No, I’m not serious. That’s some smarmy sarcasm there. In case you weren’t sure.