Archive for category Abusing the Enemy

Another Day, Another Foreman for the Factory

Posted by on Monday, 29 October, 2018

Farewell Hue and Todd. Your tortured souls have been set free.

Because we all deserve to see this on continuous loop…

Posted by on Monday, 22 October, 2018

And the reaction from Justin’s teammates:

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Purple Bird Nose Dive

Posted by on Tuesday, 2 January, 2018
to Auger In  -  verb; to crash (e.g., an aircraft) into the ground. Named for the large crater an aircraft makes in the ground when it crashes at high speed. 
Examples: "The Baltimore Ravens augered in two years in a row, first due to the Steelers 'Immaculate Extension', and then, inexplicably, at the hands of a desperate Red Rocket."

How far did the Ravens fall in the blink of an eye? According to ESPN, they entered the day with a 97% chance of making the playoffs. In the space of a few seconds, they plunged over the cliff like Thelma and Louise:

That’s two years in a row where the Ravens controlled their destiny to have it snatched away at the final seconds by a defensive collapse, with multiple defenders flailing on the ground. What do you say, John?

        John Harbaugh Sheds Purple Tears


Posted by on Wednesday, 2 November, 2016




Posted by on Tuesday, 1 November, 2016

Because Cleveland.


In Ozzie They Trust

Posted by on Friday, 15 July, 2016

2016 Baltimore Ravens Skill Positions

… and along those same lines …

Posted by on Monday, 25 January, 2016




Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness.. yummy… yummy…

Jeremy Hill reacts to the consequences of his fumble.

Posted by on Thursday, 14 January, 2016

I know this is last week’s game which is irrelevant, but it’s still pretty funny to watch.

Isn’t this exactly the same way that The Bus reacted after his epic fumble in Indianapolis in 2005?

No, I’m not serious. That’s some smarmy sarcasm there. In case you weren’t sure.

Bengals 2016 Draft Class

Posted by on Monday, 11 January, 2016

Bengals 2016 Draft Class: Maintaining the Tradition

Which ass did the most damage to the Bengals?

Posted by on Monday, 11 January, 2016

Two rhetorical zen questions for the day. The first one: which ass did the most damage to the Bengals? The second question is below the fold.




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