One Ugly Rush

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ScreenShot942No, I don’t mean this perverted drug-addled gasbag to the left. Rather, I was startled to learn from an article at ESPN that the Ray Rice Ravens have been a worse rushing team than the Steelers so far this season. Newly minted Steelers rusher Le’Veon Bell has a paltry average of only 2.8 yards, but that is exactly the same average of both Ray Rice and Bernard Pierce. Bell at least has the excuse of being a green rook with only a couple of partial games under his belt. As the chart shows, the Ravens overall yards per rush is actually worse than the Steelers, and that’s saying something.

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12 Responses to “One Ugly Rush”

  1. Avatar photo ChicoSteelersFan

    It seems we average the same per rush no matter who the back is…..hmm I guess the oline sucks!! Just looking at that pic of Limbaugh makes me laugh, what a douchebag!!!!

  2. Army01

    I love Rush!!!!

  3. Avatar photo Earl

    He has more chins than a chinese phonebook

  4. Avatar photo JAMESH

    A worthwhile read from 1996:

    http://www.amazon.com/Rush-Limbaugh-Big-Fat-Idiot/dp/0440508649

  5. Avatar photo abennihana

    Rush Limbaugh is a national treasure!
    You guys are incredibly disrespectful calling him a gas bag, pervert, Big Fat Idiot, etc.
    Why the comedy of errors he presents us with daily have so much originality and are so thought provoking that his value as an entertainer alone makes him an American pride and joy. Aaaand, he’s also a patriot and a great American. Just ask him. He’ll tell you.

    Seriously, he’s an entertainer. He isn’t trying to provoke thoughtful discourse. He’s trying to inspire outrage and divisiveness as a means of lining his own pockets. The people that listen to him are cooperating with his intentions.

  6. Avatar photo copanut

    All I want to know is, can he play left tackle? Certainly he has the girth, but is that enough?

    • Avatar photo abennihana

      Well, given that Mike Adams is 6’7″ and weighs 325 and he has a hard time playing LT effectively, I don’t know that Rush is a natural. On the other hand, he could probably talk them to death.

      • Avatar photo copanut

        Well, provided that the only thing he holds is his tongue, I think it could work out.

    • Avatar photo abennihana

      And, BTW, Rush is a rabid Steelers fan; much to my embarrassment and dismay……

      • Avatar photo copanut

        Football and politics are non-overlapping magisteria.

  7. Avatar photo JAMESH

    In your description of Rush as a perverted, drug addled gasbag, I must point out that you neglected to mention Draft dodger. (Much like his chicken-hawk brethren Newt Gingrich, Dick Cheney, et al) One of the things I am most proud about Pittsburgh is that Limbaugh was given the bum-rush out of town in the early ’70s. Ba-bye, Jeff Christie.

  8. Avatar photo tobiathan

    Please let’s not get political?

    I like you guys and want ya to keep liking me…haha


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