Walking On The Grass
In honor of the return of our friend Steeltyke:
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”
“Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
“Yes?” said the Instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”
Funny!
A man’s playing golf with his wife.
On the 5th hole, he hits a terrible slice that lands behind the club’s maintenance shed.
Upon finding his ball, he says to his spouse, “The doors are open on both sides of this shed, so I’m going to punch a low line-drive thru it that will roll up upon the green.”
He hits the ball with all his might, but, unfortunately, it’s a tad high, strikes just above the open shed door, ricochets back, killing his beloved!
The very next year, he’s playing the same hole when his partner slices a drive that lands in almost the identical spot, and the shed’s doors are again open.
When his partner announces he’s going to play a similar shot, thru the shed, he says, “Don’t do it! I tried that same shot last year, and made a triple bogey!”