Steel Balls

I must agree with abennihana about the inexplicable stupidity of NASCAR as a “sport”. However, his opening salvo of the hideous bovine with manicured backhair is somewhat unfair. After all, the NFL has produced some of the ugliest spectators in the history of sport. Out of courtesy to our readers, I’ll keep the evidence of this crime off of the home page, but read on if you have an iron stomach.

Let’s get the party started with this bevy of Brady Babes abusing Bus Bettis.

I wonder if this guy has any pride left after the Super Bowl shellacking.

NFL fans show off their six packs. Swallowed whole, apparently.

G on his head, G on his belly, oh please god let there not be a G string below the crop.

Where can closeted individuals get away with wearing purple felt, black spandex, and necklace bling in public?

Something is off on that side of the state… too close to Baltimore?

We really don’t need to see this, do we?

Hey, how did this get in here???

Raiders fans are a special kind of ugly…

And of course soccer shouldn’t be forgotten…

And a little something to cleanse the palate…

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