I’m getting sick of looking at these ugly turds, so I pushed them below the line where they belong.
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In Defense of Ugly NASCAR Fans
I must agree with abennihana about the inexplicable stupidity of NASCAR as a “sport”. However, his opening salvo of the hideous bovine with manicured backhair is somewhat unfair. After all, the NFL has produced some of the ugliest spectators in the history of sport. Out of courtesy to our readers, I’ll keep the evidence of this crime off of the home page, but read on if you have an iron stomach.
The 2014 Dapper Dick Award Goes To….
It was a well fought battle, but in the end it was Roger Goodell by a foreskin. The Harbaugh brothers finished in second place, only one point behind, following a stunning write-in campaign. The bronze medal goes to perennial tool Warren Sapp. Better luck next time, guys. Final results:
Pride, and MVP Awards, Cometh Before the Fall
Peyton whiffs the first play of maybe the last big game of his career. (Animation on next page).
Watch out, Troy.
Hair is fair play in today’s NFL. I know Troy said he was chopping his for charity, but maybe he shouldn’t wait for post-season. Note the casual disregard with which the hair is tossed. I’m picturing the victim screaming in agony while blood spurts from the open wound, but I know he actually laughed it off. This must be some kind of pathetic hair extension product.
